Don’t forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)
The incantation is Sildenafil
If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
That’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
Phallico Fortifico!
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
pharmaceutical engineering:
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
Cockus Engorgio
Massive Deferens
It’s cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
There’s no way this isn’t a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
BIGGUS
DICKUS!
He had a wife you know…
I love the delivery of that line.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
Do you want to know what she was called?..
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
Incontinentica
Buttocks
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Dongus Elongus
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Accio Bum!
Expecto Cialis!
