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If you aren’t drinking to the point of chest pains and losing feeling in the tips of your fingers are you even trying?
“Do you drink alot?”
“No, I slop most of the alcohol.”Is that what happened to the blue wizards?
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
🎶Alcohol my only friend…🎶
Pondering the fiery orb in the sky, I see…
You can’t fool me, its floating in the sea.
Ahh, booze. How I love thee.
