jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 3 months agoBoaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocainewww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkBoaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocainewww.independent.co.ukjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoand the dumbasses reported it. I mean… uh… yeah. the honorable and honest citizens … uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing? (for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThey watched No Country For Old Men
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI’ll take coke cut with some sea salt over whatever it gets cut with once it hits the shores and goes from dealer to dealer.
minus-squareextremeboredom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoDrywall powder. Anything cheap, white, and powdered! Street coke in the US in 2024 is less than 50% pure.
minus-squareunmagical@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoDo you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWell for starters, lift with your knees.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoSimple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.
and the dumbasses reported it.
I mean… uh… yeah. the honorable and honest citizens … uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing?
(for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
They watched No Country For Old Men
I’ll take coke cut with some sea salt over whatever it gets cut with once it hits the shores and goes from dealer to dealer.
Drywall powder. Anything cheap, white, and powdered! Street coke in the US in 2024 is less than 50% pure.
Do you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
Well for starters, lift with your knees.
Simple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.