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      1 month ago

      Not to worry, he has a magical healing ear. A couple days with a maxi pad on his head and not even a scar!

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        Jack Black didn’t dump anyone, he didn’t want to get fucking shot on stage or have his family targeted by one of the 250 million firearms currently in American civilian circulation, primarily hoarded and used by MAGA right wing gun nuts. But do go on …

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          If they wanted to target him, they’ve got the whole Post-apocalypto mini series where they kill Don Jr. with a machine gun after killing his KKK Nazi guards, so one joke is just adding to the pile of reasons he’ll be drawn and quartered by them.