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    2 months ago

    Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating as “coffee”.

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      2 months ago

      Starbucks customer: Ooof, don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee…Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream…but low fat whipped cream

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      2 months ago

      makerating

      Masquerading?

      It’s an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that’s what you were going for.