Wages Citizenship
No fascists
Camping in the fast lane and/or driving with your brights on.
If you report anything not factual on the “news” or anything where you have an audience. I’m really tired of that bullshit.
Education.
“We regret to inform you little Timmy didn’t pass his final secondary-school exam because he couldn’t count back change from a transaction. We will send his ashes as soon as they’re ready.”
If all punishment is capital punishment, then I’d keep it as laissez-faire as possible.
Except for “no parking in the bike lane”. That one’s worth.
That one’s worth.
You a word.
Alright, “That one is worth.”
A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed
Let kids skateboard.
Not if they’re going to disturb the relaxing cat.
Only if skateboards get a sound gauge and a small explosive.
Starting work before 12pm. I’m 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10, I’m naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.
Tailgating. It’s gonna kill you eventually so let’s streamline the process.
Also fuck you, especially when I’m in a god damned exit lane.
So you would standardize tailgating so that everyone has to do it?
That seems like the opposite of what he wrote.
They’re being pedantic about how the original question was worded in a gotcha attempt. Not worthy of a response.
No legislation with religious fundaments.
Recipes in concrete metric units, preferably mass instead of volume. Recipes come together incredibly quickly when measuring out ingredients can just be dump-tare-dump-tare-dump instead of trying to get sticky ingredients like tahini out of a measuring cup.
More torx screws. There are apparently some uses for phillips, but torx are criminally underused.
That’s a good one. I feel like either torx or square drives should be chosen and all consumer facing screws should be one of, say, 10 sizes.
And you can apply for a permit to use other sizes, but even that is gonna cost you like a couple days in jail.
I would add that all recipes must use the common professional standard format with ingredients and their amount at the top, preferably alongside the required equipment followed by the estimated prep time and cook time followed by the consecutive step-by-step listed instructions.
My brother was getting one of meal subscriptions akin to Blue Apron and there was never any rhyme or reason to the format, content, or layout of the included recipe instructions. -An egregious oversight.
I also have heard that when torx heads become stripped they turn into hex heads. I’ve never investigated this claim, though.
Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!
Talking on your phone like it’s a pizza slice; defeating the design, needing to then shout AND raise the volume, and generally looking like a moron on a reality TV show.
Misuse of apostrophes; or any use of the words ‘mid’ or ‘literally’.
Literally a bad idea
Welcome to the electric chair, ‘mate’. Oopsies
Hypocrisy. If one berates people for doing x, when you do it you’re doubly guilty. You might still be guilty for other reasons, but if you publicly scorn other people doing it you’ll get a bonus penalty.
Killed, reanimated, killed again?
- Web pages must not have any javascript.
- Browsers must not have a javascript engine
- Web advertisement may only happen within a sidebar and must be either a static image under 70kb, or animated image under 400kb. The total of advertising must not surpass 2.5MB.
- Any videos or music loaded from the web may not autoplay
- At least half of any video advertisement of computer programs (includes games, android and ios apps, etc) MUST be of someone actually using the actual program/game/app
- Wealth tax. Fuck you, tax havens, and your clients.
Housing for everyone.
