• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    My sister married into a Republican asshole family. I’ve met these assholes and actually they are not bad people. Only one of them is actually a total cunt. So should we like wrestle each other harshly or like really go for the jugular with a broken beer bottle?

    Does this senator have some recommendations for gout? A couple of them have gout. I want to make sure they have a fair chance.

    It will probably go something like this… sister in law, so this one senator said we should have civil war because of Trump. Yeah that retard rapist felon, that one. You do? And is it that really good pie? Okay, well let’s have some pie and talk about it? And how are my sisters kid’s doing?..

    Yeah total war over here. I think maybe I’ll organize my family to kick that senator asshole out?

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      4 months ago

      Because every Republican is exactly like your sister. There are plenty of fascists that would excitedly shoot you and your sister for not being devout enough. Get your head out your ass.

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        4 months ago

        The point here is that Republicans are people like you and I. “Crazy Republicans” those are few and far between. I would otherwise believe it when I see them over a hill guns blazing.

        One very important aspect of this situation is that they got Trump in office last time because they rigged the electoral college on their favor. However if you compared their population size to the Democratic population size, there are a good ten fold more Democrats than Republicans. So if you wanted a civil war in the style of Hulk vs Superman, the republicans would be represented by a crying baby 🍼.