- trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency. 
- Fuck you, I’m not predicatable, I’m reliable. 
- I’m feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later. 
- I didn’t go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it. 
- Got me there 
- hah! you owe me that sum of money i didnt read, as i didn’t go back to check for the letter, therefore achieving a different result from your bet. - your hubris was your downfall 
- Are hyperbole a joke to you? 
- Now listen here you little shit 
- You got me 
- This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are… and it’s true, but what they omit is the cost. - Readying a random meme and getting “pwned” by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So… what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don’t mind getting played if we have fun doing it. 
 - Great, now I want to re-watch Lost - No you don’t. 
 
 
- I mean predictable, but does it matter? - You were on the first floor at the top of the stairs and you needed to leave the house. So I bet you stepped forward and started to descend the stairs, didn’t you? I bet you continued until you got to the ground floor didn’t you? Then I know you grabbed your coat keys and wallet/purse/bag and left the house, right? You’re so predictable. - why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I’m already on the first floor? And what is ground floor?  - I bet you’re from the kind of place that has the head of state and head of government be the same person. I mean, I am too, but I bet you also are. - Well no, I’m just pretending. I’m from a country where the head of state is called Prince Pilsner. Also the US isn’t the only country that doesn’t use ground floor. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey#/media/File:Countries_numbering_floors.svg 
 
 
- Truly, its not all that funny because its like, yeah, Im reading a meme. Of course I dont pay attention to the details. This isn’t a large itemized bill 
- My coat does not require keys, so no 
- And yet you don’t even know how many steps your stairs had! - Joke’s on you I have known the amount of stairs in our house since forever. It’s 16 to the second floor and 5 into the cellar. I also realised that 16 is a really common number of steps for ascending 1 floor in residential housing. 
- Jokes on you, my toddler makes me count the steps each time we go up and down. - Shit that was unpredictable! 
 
 
 
- Screw you, dude. Im freakin pissed now! 
- I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha! 
- Haha my ADD meant I just slipped to the last part of the image and knew i could stop reading to out of spite 








