Mass duplicate rare.earch metals at a rate that would crash economies and make white goods and alternative energy sources actually cheaper than fossil fuels.
Then while the world’s having an absolute fit trying to recover from a way to duplicate expensive and hard to make medicine till it’s functionally worth less than the packaging it comes in.
The thing is, alternative energy sources already are cheaper than fossil fuels :(
Cadmium, lithium and nickel mining are not cheaper than oil extraction and are more harmful to the environment.
You didn’t mention mining, you mentioned making alternate energy sources cheaper than fossil fuels. Considering the topic of the thread, I also didn’t connect that you might of meant the environmental costs.
I did mention the rare earth metals first.
Okay, but I was pointing out how alternate energy choices are already cheaper than fossil fuels? Which is a fact…
If you take into account harvesting and application, they are not. They are cheaper(in certain countries) on the consumer end. But that’s rare.
Everyone’s kickstarter will meet every goal. All of them. Even the bad ideas. 😈
One guy already found this hack and created a shitty “AI” company
Crypto…
Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.
I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most
Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.
Plant crops, sell crops and hold some back to plant next year’s crop.
Real-life infinite money/duplication glitch.
do it before they broke farms in next update
Too late, they patented GMO plants update is already out. If you try to grow the “natural” plants, they just get killed by the pesticides, also sold by the same company that sells the GMO plant seeds. You cannot legally replant the seeds, if they even produce seeds at all. They’d send their goons to threaten you.
Here’s the thing, you can actually just ignore the laws, and as long as you keep your fucking mouth shut, you’ll be fine.
- Replanted seeds yield lower quality crops
- You need to have an active contract with them, you need to pay a fee to be able to use their seeds. If you don’t have an active contract with them, you don’t have permission to use their seeds, they’ll send their goons around to inspect your plants, if they find what looks like a crop grown from their seeds, they’ll sue you, they don’t care how it got there, they’ll just sue you anyways. Other people around the area could also snitch on you.
Never mind the cost of land and labour/equipment, they’re not important. /s
That sounds suspiciously like farm work.
I’d fund two space missions:
Mission 1: to create so many physical coins to cause the formation of a black hole in orbit around the Sun.
Mission 2: to bring a certain guy in space and literally kick him in the ass in the direction of the mentioned black hole.
Fuck that guy
If you make a black hole next to the sun, I’m thinking the sun is gonna be the thing that orbits the black hole. Also the whole solar system is fucked. But maybe that’s what you wanted with that scenario. 😅
It depends on the mass of the black hole. If you could squeeze the Earth to a small enough size, it would become a black hole and not much less would change from a gravitational point of view.
I guess that’s the implied assumption here, that there’s nothing “squeezing” a celestial body but its own gravitation. 😛
Oh well… I guess I’d also duplicate some money and pay someone to check the math.
Its funny how some people are willing to sacrifice the whole solar system and themselves just to fuck that one guy
Must be a really hot guy
Free housing, healthcare, and education for everyone!
Just kidding. I’d dress up like a bat and beat up clowns.
See if I can manufacture a world-wide property value crash
My wallet never would be empty, but just enough to buy a drink or a meal when need it
Keep it to myself and fund projects I like (under the assumption that I could get a million € per h for example)
Probably cause mass inflation and a return to bartering.
Something terrible.
Outbid the car/weapons lobby and errect an eco-social government >:) Watch out, we’ll support your purchase of an electric car and reinstate the Vegane Wurst!!!
You’d better start with some pretty hefty security for yourself cause your have assassination attempts pretty quickly.
You could create hyper inflation destroying modern currencies causing them to have to pay your assassins in gold, which would be a major pain in the ass if you didn’t already physically own gold.
I feel like they’d kill me long before that. Unless they figure out that I have an infinite money glitch, then I’d just get kidnapped and tortured till I spill how I do it.
I think it matters how paranoid you become and how much effort you put into risk aversion. If you buy a fortress and almost never leave, you are probably pretty safe. If you just go about living the same way you were, you will probably be offd on the street.
I mean, if a person with a normal budget purchases a fortress the IRS (Or their country’s equivalent) is gonna notice. Pretty much any government in existence isn’t gonna want someone with the power to single handedly ruin any economy to exist.
Not if they are smart and hire an accountant.
The prompt just says “money” so you could use any and all currencies. You almost certainly would touch your own countries currency last, so you have something easy to trade with.
Also how good is the IRS at taxing the rich already?
Depends on if it’s generational wealth, or a normal person getting rich. But yeah, the best accounting firm money can buy would probably take care of that problem pretty quickly.
Welp… care for a job as security advisor?
