She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘
Like impossibly thin?
196 on her lawn
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
Oh this has layers
Shrek?
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
This is good
Shoot the president
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
Your dance parties are boring AF
True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁
