I choose no spoon
I’m with you. All those spoons are abominations.
Looking to introduce the spoon thing for non-autistics too eh?
Do you hate soup?
Not OP but I reckon I could live life comfortably without one.
What’s stopping you from using it for soup?
The back of it.
And the front of it.
Also the sides.
Tip back the bowl! SLURP SLURP!
Yes and I’m tired of apologizing for it. Go enjoy your dirty puddle of a meal you slurper
/s
That is our word!
I drink soup from a sports bottle. Like an Olympian.
2, all the other ones can go to hell holy shit i’d cry if i had to eat with them (yes, i’m neurodivergent hello)
But 2 is spiky in the back and it will stab your lips when you pull in out of your mouth.
That just gives you an excuse to practice your lip game while eating
i can live with physical pain if it saves me from mental anguish
- Nice handle length and it’s small enough to fit into most containers of anything I’m likely to need a spoon for
And you can stab anyone that tries to steal your food.
I’d definitely pick 3.
First of all, if you can only eat with one spoon, you might as well pick a cool-looking one. Imagine being at a social event and people are handing out spoons to eat soup or whatever, and you’re like “no thanks, I always eat with this spoon I brought from home”. That would be kinda cringe and weird if you pick a spoon with a boring basic design. But if you pick the third one with it’s interesting demon handle, it’s gonna make you look mysterious. People are going to wonder and ask you about the story behind the spoon. Women will giggle at you and ask if you’d share the spoon with them.
Secondly, it has the most generally useful shape. Being smaller than the others can be very useful for eating from some containers. It has corners instead of being perfectly round, which allows a bit of scraping. But because the corners are rounded, you don’t have to worry about leaving scratches or carving microplastics out of plastic containers.
No.
Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.
And the question said
eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when neededIt’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.
It’s tarnished and might taste funny. Plus it’s got those weird ridges which would bother some of the neurospicy peeps until they learn not to suck it like a goddamn “lollipop” when they’re eating.
My fingers. My. Goddamned. Fingers. Fuck you. I’d rather go through the sensory hell of shoveling chicken noodle in my gullet than use any of these textural monstrocities.
1-3 are out of the question
- 1: unpleasant form
- 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don’t know the English word)
- 4: weird but ok
1: unpleasant form
I thought the very opposite lmao! That 1 shape looks very appealing to me. Like eating with a more symmetrical seashell. Nice
It is subjective of course!
I (and many Germans I assume) know that spoon all to well being used for sugar. As such you’d imagine it’s in there forever with stuck sugar pieces making the spoon rather unappealing, too.
4
This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.
This is fucked up.
Probably 4. As my second choice i would also choose 2, while it looks also nice as a knife replacement i think it would easily break. that spoon has to last a lifetime so its 4
#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.
#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.
#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.
#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.
3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets
As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.
Mooooomin spoooon
You’re also going to keep cutting the sides of your mouth with #2 (maybe not at first but if it’s the only one you can use, forever?).
It doesn’t say we get a fork or knife, so I’ll choose 2 for it’s pointy/stabbing ability.
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Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversions like a badge of my goblinage.
It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.
Oops lol too excited about the goblin shovel I fixed it
“Lincoln Imp spoon” gets some results.
I would like to acquire my own goblin shovel.
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