Assistant to the Corporate Loo Cleaning jack.
Holy shit, is that what he looks like now? Yikes!
He’s had aids for awhile now.
Wait FR?
Nobody wants to have sex or share needles with him so no.
You wish Mr. Cumfart. The universe isn’t fair and this racist hack of a poser has fucked a far greater quantity and better looking men, woman and trans hookers then you will even dream of.
Yeah life really isn’t fair, some of us can get laid for free.
Lol listen I hate kid rock but if you think there wasn’t a line of skanks outside his dressing room door you probably thought Kamala had a chance at winning the election he was married to Pamela Anderson for Christ sake.
I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason
Meth abuse is a bitch.
“music legend” is going a little bit far lol. He had a handful of okay songs 2 and half decades ago.
I literally only know him for one song. I have no arguement against him being called a one hit wonder.
I think he had two (cowboy and bawitdaba), so I’m sure he’d be offended at being called a one hit wonder.
I was a broke white trash teenager during that era… I hate how much I think those two songs slap.
You misspelled “he sucks.”
He’s got a white snoop look going. What happened to the cowboy look?
Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)
Why do MAGAts love fucking kids so much?
It’s a fine conservative tradition.
i have to wonder how far you could push an antifascist campaign on being unabashedly into milfs
“rest assured i am not a pedophile, i can’t get it up unless they’re at least 40”Emmanuel Macron enters the chat
Back in the day kid rock made music that pissed off your parents. Now kid rock makes music your parents love.
I don’t remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.
In fairness, he’s always looked like a national spokesperson for gas station boner pills. He just looks like it even more now.
He’s grown into his image, like that weird kid in school that finally grew into his giant head.
He looks like a crackhead grandfather
He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.
Whoa, is he heterochromatic? Never noticed before. (Then again, I try to be exposed to him as little as possible.)
He looks like he had just been in a bar fight
Answer: no, this is just a terrible picture.
Music legend as is no-one outside of America is sure whether he’s a real person of a character in something.
“music legend” ? are we sure about that?
Legends traditionally need to die. Perhaps Kid Rock is volunteering?
I want this hat. I am neither white nor a boy but I would like it for satire purposes, please.
Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.
THAT’S Kid Rock? Looks like a guy who will yell at kids just for riding their bikes past his house, while holding a shotgun.
Well…… that can ALSO be Kid Rock
Valid
The last time I liked Kid Rock was 1998.
What did he taste like?
I think you mean '99
Due the storm of ‘Bawitdaba’, ‘Only God Knows Why’, and ‘Cowboy’ being released that year and Napster.
Oh yeah, Woodstock '99 was his peak!
Looking back through my spotty memories, it’s like Kid Rock had his rise in the late 90s and then vanished from the face of the earth after I saw him at Woodstock '99.
…well then they resurrected the brand a decade or two later to help elect the worst person on the planet to the most powerful job on the planet.
He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.
You drive a Hemi? Balls to the wall?
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I honestly can’t remember the one song he’s semi famous for…
Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?
No, that was Freddie Deftones.
Take me down to the paradise city…
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
No, he took the great song Sweet Home Alabama, stole a hook from it, and used it to create a new, awful song. It’s the MAGA way, steal something good, and replace it with an inferior version of it.
The music sampled Warewolves of London by Warren Zevon but the lyrics referenced Sweet Home Alabama.
It was fucking cringe, basically the country music equivalent of a Will Smith song.
Even on his highest high, it took me some time to figure out that kid rock is a musician and not just some other sub genre.
Baw wit da ba?
I remember Cowboy from Shangai Noon.
I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.
I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.
I am serious!
I know the name kid rock. I don’t know a single song of his, like I don’t know that it is his at least. And while I have seen his face recently, I couldn’t tell you who that people in the meme was without the label.
I seriously don’t know that guy at all. I am not denying his legend title to be mean or rude to him. I just think I would know a music legend.
Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.
We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:
‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.
That got a giggle from us.
The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.
The next album was a no-buy.
He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.
Kid rock: gone and forgotten
Pretty much all of the NAGA celebs are “people who you hadn’t thought about for least 20 years who are bitter no one cares about them anymore”
I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.
