I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
Trump body pillow.
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
A dildo
religious?
Das Kapital in the original German
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn’t just like this?
The Quran
Charlie’s already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat
This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk
Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.
It’ll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you’re making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven’t vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it’s legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that’s not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don’t put me on a mailing list.
