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  • Ranvier@lemmy.world
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    Age up the clown some too with some wrinkles, that clown is 78, almost as old as the other guy.

    Also poor Krusty, being compared to Trump.

  • Adalast@lemmy.world
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    They are both Gramps, Trump is just gramps wearing Kristy makeup.

  • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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    Except Trump is also an old fool. It’s not better to say with clear speaking that he wasn’t responsible for all the things he screwed up, that he didn’t BADLY botch covid response, that he didn’t hand out money, that he didn’t support the vaccine he also took credit for making, that Jan 6 didn’t happen, that Charlottesville didn’t happen, that he didn’t call the neo nazis who killed a person ‘fine people’ that he didn’t stoke violence very intentionally. That he didn’t tell Proud Boys ‘‘stand down and stand by’’ that he isn’t calling for a dictatorship if he ever gets elected.

    Yes. Biden has a speech impediment, and clearly struggles with that particularly now that he’s getting quite old. But what he said wasn’t insane claims that reality is in fact not reality.

    • Akuden@lemmy.world
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      How you would handle COVID differently? He banned travel from China, a move that everyone called him xenophobic for, he ushered Operation Warp speed, a move that helped provide the world with three separate vaccines, and he left the policy of how to deal with COVID to the individual states, a move that somehow got him labelled authoritarian.

      • ThePunnyMan@lemm.ee
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        Well for one, in the press conference when he announced the CDC’s recommendation to wear cloth masks, he emphasized that it was a voluntary measure and then added he wasn’t going to do it. People look to their leaders for guidance. How many people refused to wear a mask despite the CDC’s recommendation because the president felt the need to throw in his own opinion with his experts’ recommendations.

  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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    Yea, this is a good comparison. A washed up, talentless, lying, cheating, stealing, has-been hack of a clown, or a pretty cool old guy that’s been around the world, has cool stories to tell, loads of wisdom but falls asleep every now and then… like the clown does at court.

    • Fades@lemmy.world
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      Trump is FAR more dangerous than just some clown, you nailed it.

      • Aeri@lemmy.world
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        I’d say Sideshow Bob is more apt, only Bob was kind of smart.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          How about Snake?

          • saltesc@lemmy.world
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            Quimby

    • anachronist@midwest.social
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      has cool stories to tell

      Biden has a history of telling crazy stories even before he went senile.

      https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-biden-amtrak-grandfather-pittsburgh-bridge-debt/index.html

      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        Hasn’t he like… repeatedly claimed that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?

        • PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          But from him it’s not racist.

    • RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The clown is however also old. And cursed.

      • experbia@lemmy.world
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        image of Homer Simpson starting forward blankly after hearing "potassium benzoate" and not knowing if it's good or bad

  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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      “Stuttered”

      • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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        The bottom line is he could drool and only say the word potato and the fact is still that we are voting for a platform and a supreme court, not a public speaker.

        • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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          That doesn’t give people license to lie about him.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      I’m not a big fan of Mark Cuban, but his assessment of things after the debate is pretty dead on.

      https://x.com/mcuban/status/1806695973298610671

      • The Menemen!@lemmy.world
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        He lost me when he called Biden the “ethical candidate”. He is the less disgusting choice, but he is in no way an “ethical choice”.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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          I think he means ethical in the way he explained it after he said that- ethical in that he respects the oath of office and doesn’t use it to enrich himself.

          I am sure that Cuban is politically savvy enough that there is no such thing as a truly ethical president (except maybe Jimmy Carter).

          • spicysoup@lemmy.world
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            guess again

            • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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              I have never heard of that outlet and I don’t have any reason to give it my trust.

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                Until there is literally a smoking gun, I have no serious reason to believe that Carter is anything less than a man who has done his best to be good. He was also a human being, and I’m sure people can dig up a bad interaction if they look hard enough. Still, it doesn’t invalidate his lifetime of attempts at making a positive impact on the world.

                Carter ain’t no Cosby.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        I want to know why Piers “Punchable Face” Morgan is even trying to weigh in.

        I guess he’s getting ready for the inevitable GB + US merger, thinking that countries should function like corporations.

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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    what’s weird about this is that Trump has been in The Simpsons plenty of times.

    Here’s Jeb kicking him in the nuts:

    one for the meme:

    • LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml
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      Serious question why did non of the bushes kick him in the nuts where are these evil fuxks when you need them?

      • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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        When the Supreme Court had vacancies, W was on the phone with Trump for hours, and provided a short list from the federalist society, They’re getting what they want, no issue with Trump.

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        The bushes are old money. They punish people by overthrowing the country you live in.

  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Trump world be Mr burns, Snake or Sideshow bob

    • Ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He’s all four at the same time

      • bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml
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        Immoral, malicious, unhinged

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      Sideshow Bob is way too smart to be compared to trump

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      Snake is stronger, Sideshow Bob is much more intelligent and Mr. Burns knows how to run a business. Unfair comparison.

  • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    Well, what are we supposed to do? Choose a presidential candidate who was born after the Battle of the Bulge?

  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    Fixed this for you

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Burns is so much more competent and successful than trump.

      Maybe sideshow Bob would work as trump but even he is probably too good to be equated to trump

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        I think we need to raid futurama’s characters.

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Idk. He’s in that universe since he’d be a presidential head there

          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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            Every head including Lincoln and JFK?

            • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Lincoln does. Can’t remember if jfk does

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                JFK doesn’t. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn’t enough of his head to put in a jar.

                Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that’s how he got there.

                I wonder if McKinley is in the hall.

                • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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                  Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe

        • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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          Zapp brannigan Vs. Dr. Fainsworth?

      • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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        Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the “Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!”

      • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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        Just a reminder to our American cousins that in British English, trump means the noise an elephant makes but also to fart: “Sorry I trumped.” Donald the Trump is a noisy noxious unwanted thing on the world stage.

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          Easier to piss him off by using his “dead name” surname.

          As Project Mayhem would say:

          His Name is Donald Drumph

    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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      I dunno man, Burns isn’t a fucking dumbass or a useful idiot.

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      Burns is no fool and trump is a huge fool. A fool with no decency for sure but still a fool.

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        Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?

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      But Burns is canonically older than Gramps!

  • alsimoneau@lemmy.ca
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    Trump is more Zapp Brannigan

  • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world
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    This is way too accurate.

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    Onnnneee is the loneliest number that there ever was

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    Turd sandwich vs giant douche

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      Thing is a douche is useful. I giant one is probably also useful in cleaning, industrial or civil applications like sewerage.

      I think only flies or dung beetles would be interested in the turd sandwich.

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        How the fuck Trump is useful?

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    Krusty doesn’t deserve this.

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      Yeah Kristy is better than this dipshit orange, fascism and racism spilling trash can of a human meat bag.

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    I’m rooting for Hank Scorpio.

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      “When you get home there will be another floor on your house” -Hank Scorpio

      I got to say Hank was a great boss. Really rewarded his team. The kind person we should all strive to be.

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