troybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialtroybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThey’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
minus-squaretroybot [he/him]@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoif it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHow did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also:
minus-squarescytale@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
minus-squareeatCasserole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoJust boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
minus-squarejustsomeguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe man said become ungovernable!
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also:
I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
The man said become ungovernable!