- cross-posted to:
- memes@sopuli.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- memes@sopuli.xyz
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53841273
Steam beans?
Water can do weird stuff.
Here’s another
the glory of password managers should shine upon you
Me: Generates new password.
Website: PASSWORD TOO STRONK! TOO LONG! NO USE THESE CHARACTERS!
Me: You pussy. This site is gonna be so hacked…
Got to get those 1.5v batteries in your keyboard lol. I spent $140 on a Logitech keyboard and it barely registers all keys even with 1.5v batteries. Honestly I don’t see why a $140 keyboard wouldn’t have USB C and a rechargable battery by now. Probably what I will get next but finding a decent wireless keyboard was hard. I messed up by getting this one. You can never assume price = quality these days.
sounds like you shouldve been using a password manager this whole time :)
New password cannot be the same as new password
Password cannot contain letters, numbers, or special characters
The password cannot contain the Epstein’s client list.
“Trump” is a very short and shitty password anyway…
The new password cannot contain anything else than .hU
euLY.ZgmLywD2Xm4SWoEupvTO2gW1+&'LeU
’/xoP0GLk&'M:rKVOEH:wE3!
12 spaces
Steam beams
Mildly infuriating typo, you probably meant steal beams.
Steam buns?
Steam beans.
Steamed hams
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Hot steamy buns?
Steal beans.
*steel
I think what happens is that your password is expired but rather than telling you it says it is incorrect. This way it doesn’t leak what the current but expired password is.
Same reason why you shoukd not validate username independently from password.
Off topic: Are his nostrils that vertically different? Did I never notice this during the airing of the show? It looks like his nose is having a stroke in the second image.
Shitty way to force people to change their password. Only thing worse than this is using your email login and getting an error, requesting a new password and getting an error that the account does not exist, then trying to make a new account and being told that the account is already in use.
Your new password must have a symbol, a number, uppercase letter, lowercase letter, the middle initial of your name, the third number of your birthdate, your blood type (no dashes), the last character of your license plate and the middle number of your social security.
Oh AND it must be 16 characters long because go fuck yourself.
As of 2023, a 16 character password with just lower case letters could be cracked in about 713 years and the average employee stays with a company for about 3.9 years. I really think we are making people work to hard to make good enough passwords and that is how we get people making shitty passwords. And then we ask them to repeat this process every three months, and because getting a password reset is a pain in the ass they right “FuckTh15Pl@ce” on a sticky note under there keyboard (I found that one under a VP’s keyboard).
If we were doing passwords right it would be 12 characters, three character types, last until you leave the company or there is an incident. Also, by not requiring people to change the password every so often it one less thing for the IT Auditor to crab about.
NIST’s official password guidelines state you should not have password expiry unless there is evidence of a compromise
And no one listens to that.
The majority of accounts I have don’t have an expiry
I wouldn’t trust personal data with anything that does - they certainly don’t have any security professionals on staff
Every job I’ve had in the past 10 years makes us reset passwords periodically
Password must contain at least one upper case number.
ONE
Haha, well done! And now I feel dumb again …
I think sometimes the validation servers are down and rather than pass an error it just passes a “no match.”
as good a place as any to drop this off https://neal.fun/password-game/
Your password can not be the same as any of the last 3 passwords.
It isn’t infuriating, it is common cybersecurity.
But that’s not the message you get. I’ve seen that message (or last 5, or whatever), but this one sounds like it can’t be the same as your immediate previous password.
Yeahtthis is a classic case of good security policy and back end code, but poor front end design.
If the user is confused or angry but the engineers know what’s going on just fine, it’s bad design.
5 different websites telling me this doesn’t seem like good cybersecurity either.
For college we use outlook for email and every time on Firefox ( or a Firefox based browser ) I enter the password wrong once it essentially tells me to fuck off and reset the password ( in a much more corporate manner, of course ).
A single time. Doesn’t matter whether or not I was close. Then I have to resort to closing the full god forsaken browser and open it again if I want a second attempt.
Outlook at it’s best ( which is not saying much since the bar is in Hell ).