He said he would “cook for us” and presented this monstrosity. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again.
Premium Shitpost mein Herr.
Fuck bucatini (unless it’s a baked pasta dish). The rest of the dish’s attributes are subjective.
When can I come over for dinner?
Teach him.
My cooking is worse, we are frequently trying
Then don’t shame them.
NEXT!
There are pros and cons to being on an instance that doesn’t have downvotes. Not being able to downvote this waste of a post is one of the cons.
😂
Everyone who wants to down vote this post can symbolically upvote your comment. Let’s bring it.
The post alone makes me angrier than the cooking result, and that’s saying something.
It looks like student cuisine. Is it really so reprehensible that someone improvises with limited resources? To me, it shows a lot of potential because the good will is there.
People have different skill sets and levels. So, instead of looking down on it, maybe next time you should cook with him instead of arrogantly posting a photo for praise from people who, unlike this person, have no influence on your life?
Pro tip: Cooking together is a fantastic date.
We did… but I had to eat 90%…
Yum 😋
You did… What? Make me angrier? Good job! Stop interrupting an old man who’s yelling at clouds!
(… and start appreciating, for fuck’s sake. I know what it looks like.)
Im confused…
I’m sorry. I’m pulling your chain, it’s all good. It’s supposed to be a joke on myself. I tried to give well-intentioned advice and tried to play it up by “doubling down”.
Edit: Damnit, I’m making it worse! Your joke was fine! I couldn’t handle it well! There! Gawd!
Looks like he dodged a bullet.
*she
But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight
It’s completely made up, hard to keep track.
No, she is an ungrateful bitch.
She is a he
Is your date also a lemmy user. As there was another one asking if that particular dish was good for a date.
I’m thinking your using 2 accounts.
*You’re
Like you get to correct grammar.
Dude 😢 what did I ever do to you man
It’s not what you did to me. It’s your behaviour.
??? i get it… You’re ragebaiting 😂
Edit: I can be very slow sometimes
No, I’m pushing back against someone who is using two accounts while one of them is using shaming to get likes.
This would be abusive if the accounts were actually 2 different people.
Honestly if you handled this situation actually like this, you need to look inwards.
You are either trolling, or an ass who deserves to be called out.
“abusive” jesus christ 😂
“likes” we are on the fediverse, mate
That looks so good
Wenigstens das gute Salz von Bad Reichenhaller
Lieben Dank, Herr vorragend!
What? NO, this looks delicious. You should definitely go on more dates!
I see what you did there.
YOURE A FUCKING TWEAKER!
You ungrateful, uncultured, waste of oxygen.
You are either sockpuppting for interaction or should stay single and offline until therapy works.
waste of oxygen
Just a biiit too far buddy, Jesus. 😕
Nah mate. Don’t pull shit like OP had.
Dude 😢
I’ve been over this thread and nowhere have you acted as if you actually tasted it, said something nice about the effort or what was specifically wrong with the dish other than tuna. Which you can buy real good cuts of that fish and if prepared right is incredible.
Dude 😢
Don’t call someone a tweaker on your food shaming post and you’ll get treated better.
Just look at this guy’s account, @twakyr@feddit.org obvious troll.
Edit: dude 😢
This is what this sounds like to me
“It’s so infuriating when someone I’m on a date with tries to make me food! It tastes disgusting and I don’t care if they thought about me and tried to make something special for it. It looks bad and it tastes bad. I don’t care if the intention of it was to be kind to me and try something nice for me. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again”
I believe they meant to say „my date cooks delicious food“
My date cocks delicious food.
Thanks :3
They keep their olive oil and spices next to the stove. Pass. Maybe they could learn though.
Why is the avocado pit there? How does it feature in this dish?
What is the big deal with keeping oil and spices near the range?
Heat degrades them quickly. Olive oil will go rancid and spices lose their flavor
You are worrying about nothing.
How so?
The oil will only go rancid if you don’t use it fast enough and same with the spices loosing flavor.
Being near that range is not going to alter that timeframe in any significant way.
Define ‘fast enough’
Olive oil generally lasts about a year, give or take depending on heat and sunlight. Subject to high heat that time can be cut in half.
By all means do why you wish though
Who isn’t using a bottle of olive oil within 6 months?
Yeah this reeks of sock puppets fresh off the foot.
Posted within a minute of each other.
Someone’s making a joke.
It does look pretty gnarly, but maybe it tastes good? Looks like a lazy weekday dinner.
