Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section
Pfft, ez pz
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.
I was on the same bus!
Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
WITNESS ME
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
Don’t forget to yell “rotate” so you can feel like a real pilot!
General Lee horn noises
I will if there’s coins on the other side.
If you take that left bankshot, sure
