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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 hours agoI don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-214 hours agoThere’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 days agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
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I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
14.000000003174
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence