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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoThere’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
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I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)