I want what she has
KaCiao 🏎️
How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting
I cringe harder at people saying “daddy” during coitus.
Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I’m not from an English speaking country so it doesn’t happen here
I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it’s second nature and I don’t think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.
Damn🥺
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
14.000000003174
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
Id fall for anyone doing this to me
Wanna be my Mater?
Git ‘er done!
