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Texas houses have arms
I just had a thought…but my thought wasn’t coherent enough to share
Thanks for sharing this information instead!
Imagine living in a house without arms…
Bears have the right to arms, so should we.
No arms, but…
Oh shit, Baba Yaga’s coming. Better run
But she’s making sooooouuupp!
Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now…
What’s next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?
Crabs can ring goons?
Ain’t no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain’t NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.
The human is the mitochondria of the home.
Thanks Ken
That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.
If a home doesn’t have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?
Some houses have al arms, get one of those
I can make soup without using my arms 🤷♂️
Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.
It’s not a House-made soup, it’s Home-made.
A House is a building. A Home is something more. It’s a place where you find family.
Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.
It’s therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.
Damn, I’m homeless.
A home is way WAY more than just a house
Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the land’s very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?
