What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
Get your hands off my
penisanus!Get your hands off my spring roll!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
This is democracy manifest!
First they came for the spring rolls…
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
Then I came for the spring rolls
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
AI or Stupid humans?
Literally 1984
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
Funniest meme of the day.
the ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)
I mean… I’m trying to be snarky, but I’m finding it hard ot argue that it’s bad advice.
Other people in the restaurant?
Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?
One to many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?
Health and safety gone mad
My spring rolls, my choice.
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
[APPLAUSE]
Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?
cylinder.
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
How about don’t put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
Where’s the fun in that?
There go my weekend plans
