How do I deport myself?
Why Not?
Alpha [Male] Agency
Or
Bigus Dickus
FLOTUS Incontinentia Buttocks
Not that I like her, but I’m pretty sure the First Lady is not incontinent. Did you mean POTUS?
Doesn’t matter. Just red meat for his idiot base. It’s a name. He could declare it “The Fortress of LIGMA” if he wants. It’s just a name.
Who the fuck cares? Stay on the important shit. Like the Epstein Files.
Epstein files are important, but other things happening are not just distractions. They are actually happening and actually destroying America.
Indeed. And that orange sack of pus changing the name of a building is not one of those things.
Doesn’t even crack the top 100.
“Distract yourself from everything else as your country turns fascist and only focus on one thing.”
It’s almost like they want to help Trump by getting people to shut up about any other issue.
It’s a basic matter of strategy. Providing proof that Trump is a child raping piece of shit is maybe the only thing that can turn his base against him and rob him of the power of the masses, which would be a major win for everyone.
Pick your fights and pick them well.
You’re hoping for some unrealistic scenario where despite everything else to date, that this will be the one thing to end his popularity with chuds.
You’re fighting to get MAGAts to fight for you. Skip the middleman.
Dude, we’ve all been skipping the middle man for literally years. We aren’t stopping skipping the middle man now. We have constant legal challenges and protests and all the other shit we’ve always been doing. Shit that hasn’t worked.
We’ve already seen the base shift on this issue, failing to focus on in obvious addition to the shit we have already been doing and will obviously continue to do would be idiotic.
Spades are broke anyway. This country is on borrowed time now. If it isnt trump it’ll be an actually competent fascist. Some Heritage Foundation ghoul.
But yeah. The US is cooked. Just a matter of time.
Fatalism is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
LIGMA?
Ligma balls
Lick em good.
The guy gunning for a Nobel Peace Prize wants a Department of War.
RIP Irony.
He should rename his top 4 cabinets after the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
In other news, Trump to rebrand POTUS to the Lord of War.
Department of Distraction
As statements of intent go, it’s pretty ominous. One thing you can say about Trump is if he hints he’s going to do something horrible, he will do it.
(If he says he’ll do something good, like release the Epstein files, forget about it.)
I recall last week it was only renaming Department Of Defense.
I feel like this is one of those “a broken clock is right twice a day” scenarios.
“Department of War” is a far more accurate description of what they do. Calling it the “Department of Defense” is just propaganda/political spin.
That being said, Trump’s motivation for this is idiotic and the way he’s going about it is dumb as hell, but that actually is a better name.
The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.
One less think helps him be 2x faster than all previous presidents ;-)
War is peace.
Lmao who’s gonna tell him that it was already called the War Department before
Based mask off.
Can’t wait for Dems to respond by wanting to rename it to department of peace
If it would stop politicians from funding it, I’d agree with this move. But it won’t, so I don’t.
Next week: Fox News to be renamed “Department of Truth”.
