Cat: Look at this poor fuck with no friends.
Human: (doom scrolls)
Dog: (chasing tail)
Cat: (hocks furball) Clean it up little furless bitch!
Human: (drops scroll to clean up furball)
Dog: (freaking out to go walk)
Dog: (oblivious dancing on furball)
Cat: Man’s best friend strikes again.
5k yrs later: (base meme lost)