After I was present at the birth of my four wonderful children, my wife asked if I would give birth to them in another life…

And I just said: never f*cking ever. If I were a woman, I wouldn’t want children.

Huge respect to all women who seriously consider squeezing out a watermelon. As men, we can only be eternally grateful for this.

@OP try the bathtub near the end. Best advice we can give.