Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Don’t take this lightly, friends. I was already rounded up by the LGBTQ-agenda and dragged to Quantico for questioning by drag queens and people who identified as cats. There was literally a litter box in the corner of the interrogation room. A bit awkward, really.
Then they beat me up and made me kiss men while they oiled me up for a sensual massage. The horrors!
I finally ratted on a few friends who are straight and they let me go so long as I promised to suck dick from now on. It’s gonna be tough telling my partner she has to move out eleven months of the year, but I can’t go back. My apt is now painted in rainbows for safety. Surely, they won’t black-bag me and disappear me when they see that, right? Can night vision goggles make out the colors of the rainbow? They can’t? Oh, shit…
^^ This was all /s, of course.
Happy pride month, everybody! Let’s throw it in their bigoted faces.
Listen, the cat people, they are not with us. I mean, it’s not as bad and when they try to push pedophiles into our group, sure. The cat people are mostly harmless. But still, I must stress, the cat-identifying people are not allowed in the alphabet.
I know it’s a shit post, but for anyone not aware the FBI used to assist in the persecution of lgbt people and engage in all sorts of surveillance including infiltrating lgbt rights organizations.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xg8dzn/-the-fbi-secretly-tracked-gay-activists-in-the-60s
https://outhistory.org/exhibits/show/fbi-history/2010-2019
So it’s not only a shit post, but a shit post pointing out some very important recent history.
A reminder that we need to take privacy seriously.
Thank you for sharing.
James Webb was on the same side as the persecutors. How many NASA careers got cut short because of him?
Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.
Which one means which?
I’m still not sure.
Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen
Send the FBI a straight coupon that says you can pay in no-homo blowjobs and see how that goes.
I don’t recognise the fbi as an entity something, something maritime law
But maritime law is where the mandatory gayness comes from. Haven’t you ever seen the Navy?
“You’re a crook Captain Hook Judge won’t you throw the book At the PIRAAAATE…”
Mr. electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!
Do asexuals go to jail? Or do we get an honorary a gay card?
It’s only illegal to be straight, so the aces should be fine.
I guess I’m fine then (an aroace)
I dreamt about blowing a guy once when I was a teenager. Does that qualify me as a gay?
Nope. Straight to jail.
Well I mean…a mouth is a mouth, right?!
Flirty Bisexual Interrogations
The sad thing is, some people really believe this.
Oh wait, no they don’t. They’re just waging a culture war on the LGBTQ+ community by making things up like the “gay agenda”.
The gay agenda is playing the latest video games, surviving work, and eating Taco Bell.
A bunch of freaks.
Well I’m not gay, but I am pan, though. Do I count or should I go turn myself in?
You’re one of us. You’re safe
Yay! I’m a part of something! :D
Gooble Gobble We accept them!
Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?
For packing or inserting?
How about mine?
Get the “Cocks for Dummies” book. It’s fantastic and includes a starter cock.
I find it’s best to start with a small starter cock, such as the Little Richard.
Your mom’s lol
Do I go straight to gay jail or straight to straight jail?
You go gay to straight jail, obviously!
Heard it on News Max. Must be true.
Maximum News
Maximum Nudes (men)
“Real news for real people!” Yeah totally…
Правда…
Jokes on you. I’m bisexual
does that mean you’re going to half-jail? maybe community service?
