Trucker picks up a couple of gay dudes hitchhiking. After they get rolling the first hitchhiker asks if he can fart in the cab.
“Sure. No problem.”
Man rips a trombone, and gods does it smell.
Further down the road the next hitchhiker asks the same.
“Hey, we all gotta bro. You go for it.”
Dude brings out a tuba, stinks like death.
Finally the trucker starts getting squirrelly.
“Guess you guys don’t mind if I let one rip?”
squeeeee
Gay guys smirk, “WE KNOW WHO’S A VIRGIN!”
(Sorry, but that’s all I can think of seeing this cartoon. Flips it around nicely. 🎷)
Damn. Haven’t heard this joke since like 1990.
Really taking the “shitpost” part literally, aren’t we?
Right wingers usually take things very literally
Also simultaneously figuratively because they need two of everything for their double standards
We live in a world
The fuck we do
Society text
He’s a horrible fucking person but true or not I think that’s a fucked thing to make fun of someone for. Ridicule his words and behavior, not his illnesses and other such things that he can’t control which he shares with many other better people. Maybe I’m overthinking but it just seems to miss the point
Maybe he shouldn’t have done so many drugs that destroyed his ability to hold his shit.
I basically agree with this…unless they’re a bully who punches down against marginalized folks on a regular basis.
In which case your stinky nappy is up for grabs…
That argument is basically saying homophobia is okay when the gay person is a horrible person.
If it was just that single person being hurt, it might be something different, but the problem discrimination is that it hurts all other members of that community.The problem is insults like that carry an unsaid message that someone with such a condition is lesser.
When you don’t like someone, it’s ok to make fun of them for anything, even things they can’t control.
Now if it’s someone you like, no one is allowed to make fun of them for things they can’t control. Or something.
Trumpy had them shitty filled pants, tie to his knees… (to his knees)
Maga fans started wearing diapeei’s.
He fucked a pro, next thing you know
To jail he goes goes goes goes goes.
Do they seriously think an extremely liberal, gay as hell power bottom cannot out-fart almost anyone on the planet?
Do they seriously think?
The answer is no. They do not.
#brandnewsentence
If the sex was good, I may fart but it won’t make any sound.
Hm I’m going to need a demonstration
Mans powering the entire state of New York with the sheer amount of “Natural Gas” he’s letting off after his GB themed birthday party
GB themed birthday party
As in like golden shower and bullshit-themed…?
Gang Bang
I was implying he arranged a train to be run on himself as a self birthday present
Whoa — the straights are alright. This is the only non-awful thing about Donald Trump.
Hate to burst the straights are alright bubble, but I’m bi
The straightsEveryone’s alright!I’m sorry about my narrow-scoped comment.
They are kissing. Sloppy style. Boobs squishing etc.
Idk why, but I read it in Žižek’s voice. Probably due to the etc.