This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
💯
Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
I don’t have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
i think we use adhd differently
Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.
Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :
- Overly defensive of things they think
- Lives like an animal
Or let me guess, this ‘doctor’ you see… is his name Wikipedia?
Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
