Hey I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of Chicago
Yes, but no clue where to put it on the map
Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you’ll ace the test on Friday.
lol this feels bad as a Coloradan
I may be a swamp monster, but I’m no racist!
Who is Norman?/s
oh you meant snow racists!I think they used to be French.
You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
Nobody knows where that is
I’ve literally met people from Ecuador who thought Chicago was a crime infested hell hole because they watch gangster movies lol. If you don’t know where Chicago is then you’ve probably never seen a TV before either.
It’s in Ohio, pretty sure
Middleish
And a wizard detective
With a hat and a gun
You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don’t feel represented on this map.
yeah don’t lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.
don’t lump the northwest and midwest
Could you define those two please? I know I could look up which states they but I’m curious what defines them to you. Or is it purely geographical?
Northwest: Washington, Oregon
Midwest: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan
That’s just personally what I think of anyway, I don’t know if Iowa is technically part of the midwest mix or not.
All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck
Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you’d need forest racists as well.
Most of the forest lands here are at least marginally less racist though
I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.
(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)
I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too
All those skyscrapers in OBX.
I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.
Can’t believe you didn’t know about the hippies in the NW corner!
Can’t believe you didn’t know about the hippies in the NW corner!
I’m Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?
Yup!
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
My first thought was to scan it to see if they at least got Boston in the NYC section. Only to realize NYC is not in NYC but is actually in Nomansland.
Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.
Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
It’s a long way to Tahiti
Don’t forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
Yeah, get fucked, Seattle!
Okay
I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist
The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!
Ok now do Canada
This makes sense
Well the edge of West Coast should be lower and east cost higher
You forgot the salt cultists between LA and Vegas
The who
Mormons.
Batshit-crazy religious nuts who worship money
I though they’re why the desert racists box spread so far to the north.
Sex trafficking is a lucrative enough business by itself, but combined with religion? Piles of cash.
No, that’s an English rock band from the 60s
… but that’s not important right now.
The mongols, morons… Ahh I give up. Even my spelling checker can’t find them.
