You know how cops are always busting people with houses full of marijuana plants? What if you did all of that but with potatoes instead of marijuana? What if you had an entire house full of grow lights and potato plants in buckets and then every inch of lawn on your property had potatoes and not a single blade of grass?
Would anyone care? Would the cops come along and put a stop to it? If not, how many more potatoes would you have to grow before something like that happened?
The singularity wasn’t bothering me, but all the scientists and university students studying it all night are starting to grate on my nerves. They’re leaving empty coffee cups and scientific instruments all over my front yard.
Ok, now let’s write a screenplay and get this made into a movie!
Cave Johnson: You have made a potato-powered singularity? I’ll give you a million bucks for that. Ohh, and we’ll be buying your house as well.