You know how cops are always busting people with houses full of marijuana plants? What if you did all of that but with potatoes instead of marijuana? What if you had an entire house full of grow lights and potato plants in buckets and then every inch of lawn on your property had potatoes and not a single blade of grass?
Would anyone care? Would the cops come along and put a stop to it? If not, how many more potatoes would you have to grow before something like that happened?
Most places probably don’t limit how many potatoes you can grow. Police bust houses full of marijuana largely because any amount is illegal in a lot more places than it is legal.
Maybe if it started to smell or become a nuisance. But not because you had hella potatoes.
Yeah but a large electric bill seems to be enough to get a warrant
In Western Australia, until 2021 under the Marketing of Potatoes Act 1946, it was illegal for anyone to sell, purchase, take delivery of and deliver more than 50kg of potatoes unless you were a member of the Potato Corporation or an authorised agent of said Corporation. Penalty up to $2000.
As long as you are not being a public nuisance, it’s fine.
Example, if you are creating a huge number of potatoes inside a confined space, it might eventually collapse into a singularity. People will have an issue with that.
The singularity wasn’t bothering me, but all the scientists and university students studying it all night are starting to grate on my nerves. They’re leaving empty coffee cups and scientific instruments all over my front yard.
Ok, now let’s write a screenplay and get this made into a movie!
Cave Johnson: You have made a potato-powered singularity? I’ll give you a million bucks for that. Ohh, and we’ll be buying your house as well.
if you allow the potatoes to grow like weeds and left unattended for long time, it can be considered a weed, potatoes might not be invasive though. unlike thier poisonous cousins ,black nightshade which is weedy and everywhere.
I don’t think there’s a law about it. The only relevant laws are probably about a tidy yard.
In the UK, growing potatoes isn’t illegal as far as I am aware
Well you SAY that, but one of my neighbours grew potatoes in her front garden, and there was a LOT of tutting. Really a lot. Everyone knows front gardens are for flowers, not potatoes. I’m surprised the police weren’t called.
But… potatoes flower!
As long as you don’t live under the oppressive thumb of an HOA or city lawn ordinances, you can grow as many potatoes as is physically possible within your available space.
But when you run out of practical space, you will probably think about going vertical. But building tall structures without planning permission or city approval is likely where you will run into trouble.
I heard they passed a law essentially making it illegal to grow food at home because you would be required to have all of the measures in place that only real farms could afford. It’s not really enforced but technically on the books. I don’t know. It could be conspiracy theory.
There’s a famous case about this. The dude in question fled to Brazil after years of police harassment that followed his activism.
That dude looks like the villain from an 80’s buddy cop film.
Where potatos?
There is no limit to the potatoes you can grow. The only limit is your imagination.
If you live in a place where cultivating cannabis is prohibited, and your power usage spikes, you may be placed under surveillance.
If you have an HOA or city ordinances about the condition of your yard you might get a slap on the wrist if your potato farm is unsightly. Otherwise, as not a lawyer, grow on.
TL;DR In Britain I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t technically be illegal even if you filled the whole place.
Depends on where you are. I’m pretty sure that in Britain, the cops would eventually turn up with a search warrant and then leave disappointed when they find only potatoes, even if you fill every inch of your property. They might come back randomly too, which you might find harassing, but they wouldn’t be able to shut you down for that.
They could get you on technicalities though if they really wanted to stop you.
For example, if you have shared walls (or floors/ceilings), and heck, maybe if you don’t, too much weight could cause a collapse and make more than just your property unsafe. There’s also the potential for excess heat or moisture affecting the structure or neighbours. There might even be a noise complaint depending on things like fans or pumps.
Then there’s the whole business angle. Your property might not be zoned for running a business, so you could be pulled up on either running a business without a licence if you don’t set yourself up that way and also for running that business out of the wrong sort of property. You’d have to start selling the potatoes to fall foul of that though. Donations-based would be a grey area, but I feel like they might try the unlicensed charity angle instead.
I’d honestly be surprised if noone at all on this isle had completely filled their house with potato plants. I certainly know some people who I’m sure are only a couple of steps away from doing something like this.
Sadly the town may be up you arse. Ppl struggling for food and the jerks are like naaa grow grass. Useless green grass. God fobid some biodiversity they’ll fine you 300k for it and remove it all.
Reccomned starting small and see what you get away with. Don’t even start if you have nosey neighbors. Mine are the worst. Call town for every little thing.
Maybe you could look up instances of electricity usage based marijuana raids in your area, and if they list the amount of electricity used that triggered the warrant. Then pick out the smallest number.
Well… In my case, as many potatoes as you want. Even if I grow it on an industrial scale, I will only need to pay 4% sales tax. And for myself, I can grow at least 100+ kg of potatoes without any problems. (Because of the size of the plots, I can literally grow tons of potatoes).
And yes, I use UV lamps for seedlings every spring. Just like literally everything in my village. This happens when the daylight is very short. These are the countries with risky agriculture. I think it would be funny for some foreigners to watch the picture of the village where in every house at night with ultraviolet light shining on the windowsills =)
Is that referencing a picture that I could see?
What a picture?
Zoning laws probably come into effect at some point, if you’re selling the merchandise
