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minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWithout another man’s dick in it 👀
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoWhich man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoMy own honestly, I like the burning sensation
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoCAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoLike an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIf I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agowelcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTo be fair, OP did specify man dick
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee. Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
minus-squareNot_Dav3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoWhat are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDon’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIts what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoMissed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
Without another man’s dick in it 👀
Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
You don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
Hmm
I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra
milkmilf