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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

OP cleans his fridge

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OP cleans his fridge

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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      Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.

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    twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

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    Bob

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    That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

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      This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

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        I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”

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      Pickle Rick?

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    Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

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    Pickled passion fruit

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