The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
You could record a fake PA announcement from management, announcing that “the playing of music in the toilet is banned and that any stall playing music will be made visible on work screens in 10, 9, 8…”