The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
1a. Trust me, my shits are violent aggressive.
1b. I’ll take your advice and whisper my complaints through the door crack. Maintaining eye contact the whole time. We’ll even have a firm handshake afterwards.
Just walk up to the outside of the stall and slap your hands against it and wedge your face up to the stall crack and start whispering complaints. Guarantee they’ll turn the music off 😃