The context makes it worse, but I’m just trying to gauge how fucked up normal people would find this, because being raised by this kind of person messed with my calibration.

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    I didn’t say masturbation, in the traditional sense, was something so outrageous and immoral. I understand the urges of the flesh because I too am a person (a healthily horny man at that!), but fleshlights are definitely too much. It’s advanced gooning. Your mom promoting it and buying you sex toys is weird AF and concerning (what’s next, she’s gonna pay for your OF subscriptions? Pay for your first hooker threesome? 🤔), and the fact I even have to spell it out is, well, I’d like to say surprising and disappointing but it isn’t, not really. I know who I’m talking to here, after all.

    And Muslim non-sectarian!

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      The only time a fleshlight is too much is on a public bus.

      At home you can jerk off with anything you’d like as long as it’s consenting and not underage.