A non-hormonal, reversible and non-toxic male birth control could be a step closer, with scientists successfully targeting a protein that's crucial in making fertile sperm. Knocking this protein out for a period of time would give men control over their protection window, much like oral…
They even make a condom small enough to fit on your dick.
I know you’re joking but there are size restrictions on condoms in the US where I live, so no they don’t.
Edit: also, body shaming is gross.