• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        6 months ago

        The only thing that works is abstinence. It’s like handling a gun. Don’t put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you’re ready for kids.

        Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it’s true.

        • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work
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          6 months ago

          I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don’t think abstinence counts as birth control because it’s not coitus that risks pregnancy. It’s like saying ice skating is birth control.

          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            6 months ago

            Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

            or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

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          6 months ago

          It is pretty easy to tamper with a condom in invisible ways, from poking holes or letting it expire, to stealthing. Hell, you can even cook the condom at low heat for a while in its package and you will cause significant structural damage to it, without even bruising most packaging.

          Even a freshly bought condom and a little sleight of hand can go a long way into tampering. No birth control is trust free.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Pullout game strong af. Using it for years.

        Having said that, I don’t recommend it.

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          6 months ago

          Ironically, in the hands of an experienced practitioner, the pullout method is very effective at preventing pregnancy.

          The problem comes when it’s a kid trying it for the first time having sex, or someone not in full control of their facilities towards the end of sex. Easy to get caught up and “forget” if you’re having a good time.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            6 months ago

            Yeah, that’s me. I have extremely good ejaculation control and know myself very well at the end of sex. Like, I’ve been using it for like 20 years. And the two times I actually wanted to make children we became pregnant immediately, so we are both very fertile. So I know it’s working well.

            But as you say, you have to be experienced to trust it. It was more scary in the beginning.

          • Emerald@lemmy.world
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            6 months ago

            Nobody here seens to have answered it so:

            The pull-out “method” is when a person pulls their penis out of a vagina before they ejaculate. It’s not effective because you can’t be sure you’ve timed it right and some sperm can still escape before ejacualtion. It’s a shitty “method”. Don’t use it like the idiot above.

            • Victor@lemmy.world
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              6 months ago

              I take offense to you calling me an idiot. That’s not fair. I have extremely good ejaculation control. But I still obviously don’t recommend this to anyone else. It’s a shitty method if you leak a little bit during sexual activity, too, which I never do.

              Do note that we often time sex to low fertility sectors in the menstrual cycle.

              Again. Do not use this method. (But no need to hate on someone it does work well for, wtf.)

        • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work
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          6 months ago

          It’s been working for my wife and I for five years, but it’s a low risk situation for us since we could handle another kid if I ever had a whoopsie daisy.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            6 months ago

            It’s good that you also weigh the risk against your ability to raise another one. That’s the true responsibility right there. Unprotected sex I feel is only ever irresponsible if you run a risk of infecting someone or making a baby that you don’t want to or can’t raise properly.

            I wish you and your wife the best in your lives together. ❤️