Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
I was there too. I don’t know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron’s expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn’t even finish his Grand Slamwich.
This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can’t tell me what to do.
If you’re at home, it’s pretty easy to hang your butt into the shower and point the stream of the shower head at your anus. Don’t even have to undress, just turn the water up low enough to not splash everywhere.
Skip the toilet paper, use water.
Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
They can
They don’t
if you don’t have a bidet, do it in the sink
Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink
Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
I was there too. I don’t know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron’s expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn’t even finish his Grand Slamwich.
But did you finish?
every time
Must be a skill issue
Okay
Bolt-on bare minimum ones are 40-50€, and they work with any toilet.
This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can’t tell me what to do.
As a Crohns sufferer, you are doing the Lord’s work
If you’re at home, it’s pretty easy to hang your butt into the shower and point the stream of the shower head at your anus. Don’t even have to undress, just turn the water up low enough to not splash everywhere.
I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.
There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.