When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.

There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.

Bet it isn’t a refugee camp sized amount nor an entire city blocks worth though.

It’s what Aaron would have wanted.

Obligatory fuck Spez.

Been there. Told my genius step-father that his hand-me-down rig (from me) was showing signs of being on its last legs and he didn’t believe me.

Fast forward: it dies.

How do you think he reacted? Yeah.

I looked at him dead in the eyes and said, “if only someone with a lifetimes experience had warned you…” and walked away.

Not my problem. Made him buy a new one.