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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

Walz repainted my house and didn’t accept anything for it but my gratitude

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Better make it 21.