TY! Do want.

Doomscrolling to my birth year, and still no jet pack.

Plunging toward oblivion while happily screaming, “10,000’ so far so good, 5,000’ so far so good…”

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

Hmm, that requires Deep Thought.

You’re the real MVB

Just suckers, like an octopus.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire