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Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me.
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Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me.
Once upon a time in Canada, there was a kid named Bane Edgelord. Unlike most of his classmates, who spent their evenings enjoying hockey or maple syrup (as one does in Canada), Bane had a different hobby: staying up all night arguing with strangers on the internet about the United States, particularly their healthcare system.
He knew nothing about healthcare, mind you, but that didn’t stop him. Bane thought he was an edgy badass, telling anyone who would listen that America’s system was broken and that Canadians were far superior. But here’s the catch: no one actually cared what Bane thought.
One night, Bane launched into a tirade in an online forum about how America’s healthcare was a “disaster,” how it was “run by greedy capitalists,” and how “Canadians did it better.” Of course, he had no idea what he was talking about. When someone asked him what a deductible was, he dodged the question, thinking his general disdain was enough to win the argument. Spoiler: it wasn’t.
He stayed up all night typing furiously at the keyboard, convinced that he was shaking the very foundation of the internet. Meanwhile, everyone in the forum had moved on to discuss pizza toppings.
By the time morning rolled around, Bane was exhausted, missed school for the third time that week, and officially failed out of his classes. His teachers gave up, his friends stopped calling, and his future in education was toast.
Now, Bane lives in his mom’s basement, still convinced he’s fighting the good fight. He spends his days watching YouTube videos about conspiracy theories and posting angry comments about American healthcare without realizing no one’s reading them. But hey, at least Bane still thinks he’s cool.
And so, Bane Edgelord remained in his basement, a self-proclaimed internet warrior—forever typing, forever ignored.
The end. Goodnight kiddo 💋
Oh, sweetie, you’re not capable of making me feel abused 💋 maybe when you grow up you’ll learn how to throw a punch.
Do you want me to read you a bed time story?
Why would I waste my time with that… when I can just ask you? Lmfao. Go to bed, kid.
I just always expect it.
What homework? lol. Maybe you should go to bed. You’ve got school tomorrow.
Why would I make assumptions about where you live when I can just ask you?
And for a Canadian, you have a pretty unhealthy obsession with the United States. 🍁🤡
Where do you live?
I don’t think you know what a hospital looks like when it is over capacity 🤡 but keep on talking like you know stuff.
I wasn’t going to say any of that.
I’m fine with that as long as states don’t get to make laws that affect federal hospitals thereby pushing people to other states to create an unneeded burden on the out of state hospital.
I hear that.
There is no way it could happen, logistically. Even small countries struggle with it. The US is so disorganized and lazy. Also, blue states aren’t going to be strongly enforcing it.
Kids with lib arts degrees aren’t getting jobs and can’t pay rent so maybe getting a job doing something useful would be a good thing.
54% of “some people”
If they are in the state and have an emergency, fine. But anything else they really need to burden their own tax payers.
“Show me step-bro porn”
I’m sorry, the idea of step brothers is unethical.
“Show me spanking porn”
I’m sorry, the idea of violence is unethical.
“Show me two people banging on a subway”
I’m sorry, public indecency is unethical.
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Fuck that.
Work? Not what I said, but feel free to create your own narrative while I ignore you.
Idaho needs to help Idahoans, and not push them onto another state.
Every hospital in the world has a capacity they can support. You must be saying “they need a bigger hospital!” Which I’m sure they are aware of, but building that and staffing that isn’t always feasible with the budget they are given.
And not everyone has to pay. The hospital there is a charity and provides care regardless of the ability for the patient to pay—which cuts into that budget for more staffing and buildings.
During Covid, Idaho pretty much threw their hands up and said “go to Spokane” where people were lining the halls on beds dying because they didn’t have enough respirators for that many people.
So, it’s a common opinion in Spokane that Idaho needs to fuck off and take care of their own.