If he were any of us, he would’ve been locked up long ago, without bail and without a phone. An anchor on Scripps News noted that if any of us were to behave this way even just answering a traffic summons, we’d have our ass thrown in jail.

Eh, I wouldn’t regard Utah as a key state. It’s extremely and safely red, and has only a few electoral votes anyway. But it’s heartening to hear this.