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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • It’s kind of a bummer. Aliens and Bilderbergers and Government Mind Control used to be fun little thought experiments to smoke a J and play what-if with your friends; but you can’t even bring that stuff up anymore without someone thinking you’re serious and bringing up adrenochrome or (((Globalists)))

    This timeline sucks, I want to go back to when everyone knew the X-Files was a TV show and fascists kept their brainrot on AM radio.




  • Oh is there someone claiming that? Have I been in talks with little girls? Did they refuse to do business with me at which point I claimed I magically had a different little girl that sounded exactly like the one I was trying to hire?

    Oh, no? Nothing that would indicate my intentions? That’d be a really strange assumption for you to make and probably says more about you than me.

    Now, if I’d openly stated what I wanted to do and then it mysteriously happened you’d be right to suspect something. Like what happened here.

    It’s pretty weird for you to simp for some chucklefuck billionaire my dude. He’s not your friend, in fact he’s your enemy.