Honestly off the top of my head I wouldn’t know that the Niger is Africa’s third longest river, so I’m glad they call it that, since it makes the whole story more interesting than just an arbitrary river doing a weird thing.

Besides… it gives it that clickbatey touch of " oooh, i wonder what’s tge third longest river in africa! Better pause and check the article!"

It’s probably south of something though, unless you’re at the north pole

That’s a normal housecat. Not sure what people are confused about

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, if that’s how the CEO reacts to you declining the offer. Just imagine how they’d react to somone actually making a mistake at work

This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

Now i’m disappointed… i thought you took a picture with an old digital camera that scanned the picture line-by-line, and the cat somehow managed to jump up midframe, without ending up blurry

Rly? My daily driver is GNU grep

What about MiniDisc, the storage medium of the future?

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

Oh, so they can’t get autonomous driving to work, thus the next step is to get people who are sleeping to steer the cars remotely

Sounds great, except i think this whole thing is about some punching game… Not sure though, i’m not a sports person

Sounds like gifting

That’s a common misconception. The cybertruck’s sails are designed to be pushed by a high-power stream of gasoline, not wind

Reminds me of that Atlantropa plan. The idea was to drain most of the Mediterranean sea to create new land between Europe and Africa. Some German guy came up with it in the 1920s and spent like 20 years trying to convince people it’s a great idea and totally doable. Unfortunately everyone was busy with other stuff back then…

It’s like if farmers were just letting plants do all the work, instead of manually assembling the potatoes themselves

The cake is a lie

Is this how car culture emerged?

Public transport, and bike lanes

I expected this to be a rickroll. Got diappointed.

Is that a map they are standing on?