Imagine how much work it would be to vaccinate 1,000,000+ chickens in those big factory farms…

I would abolish toilets without bidets. You would be legally required to have a bidet in all bathrooms, private and public. Worldwide!

They’re all great, I lol’d

Completed a torrent I was downloading for almost 2 years by adding trackers from this list. It helps!

Skibidi rizz!! 😀🚽

I never did a DNA test but both my parents did… How screwed am I?

Looks like Kim Jong Un in his profile pic

I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.

It’s funny but it hurts

Sometimes my mind goes dark places like nihilism, but deep down I think we should all be nice to each other.