To be brutally honest, I’m sure there is a lab somewhere cooking up a new virus that will be even harder to fight off.
Once the CDC guardrails are completely gone, said virus is ‘accidentally’ released, killing off countless people who are unable to defend against it.
“We get rid of the sick, old, poor, infirm, or anyone else we don’t want hanging around, that means more money for us!”
We’re truly fucked as a society if the word “stole” offends/triggers/shocks anyone.
With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
… Then go full cookie monster.
Snow White and the Dwarf
One Man and a Baby
Clerk
The First House on the Left
“So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”
“Get out…”
“No, no, that’s what really happened.”
“No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”
This one is tough. I wasn’t an Ozzy super fan or anything, but at the time I grew up (70s - 80s), there was no avoiding him.
I listen to some of the older Black Sabbath songs differently now as well, and have a different appreciation for them. Doesn’t stop me from doing some air guitar in the car though.
🤘RIP Ozzy🤘 You certainly didn’t die as an ordinary man.
Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.
Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.
DarkStar
So stupid, but if I see it pop up on any of the streaming sites, I know what I’m doing for the next hour or so.
I would complain, but to be honest, I’ve been reading every issue (digital) for free for years via my library.
Lousy Smarch weather…
Well… Nuclear apocalypse is certainly one way to ensure that we won’t need to pay federal income tax any longer.
I bet they’re sacredelicious.
I’m down $7k, so far.
I should have bailed early, but the tax hit would have been just as bad.
I’m swearing more than just bullets.
I’ve never actually owned a set of encyclopedias.
Made even more sad given that, as a child, he likely received the MMR vaccine.
These fools never seem to think about that part.
…or he gets us into a major war
we can’t wineveryone loses
And then the first time you learned about T9. Game changer.