That darn cuddly Chinese money! Just wanna get caress it all night long!

In South Korea, you have to separate food scraps before throwing them out. It’s then made into livestock feed.

He was the guy who was gonna solve it all, and he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Biden.

First, they removed the giant swooshes from the tails.

Silly priest! You’re supposed to pray for women not prey on them!

I have loads of suggestions, but my absolute favorite video game song is Drone by bignic from the Domina soundtrack. I listen to it on the subway at least once a month.

Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!

… and some Cambodian breast milk or I’m gonna shut down the studio.

Why’s she crying? 😭

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Shit been going on since cars became used cars.

Clueless, anyone?

How about some Beach House?

An absolute tragedy, but great on Alabama for only having two people die in the state in two weeks! Gotta be some kind of record!

Yeah, he kept the party going for sure. Good lord, I absolutely hate being on an airplane sober, but I have never thought “damn, if I was only hallucinating on psilocybin, this would be more pleasant.”

Where’d you grow up where everyone is depressed? Detroit? I kid, Detroiters. Y’all got some things going on.

But naw; not depressed and don’t know too many depressed people.

Not even the fun kind of X. C’mon, iPad kids!

Check out his district. It’s gerrymandered to all hell.

Delivery driver is another job that is more dangerous than cop.

Pun intended?

If it’s"largely symbolic," why not just really fucking go at 'em. Eleventy bajillion thousand dollars sounds fair to me.