Snowflakes.

My dad would just say “if you cry then I’ll give you more so you can really have something to cry about.”

He’s wearing his uncle’s scalp.

Go to a bar, look for a group of people. Find the chubby, not great looking girl/guy….profit.

Republicans have always been the biggest recipients of welfare.

She’ll make a great politician or CEO.

Smart butt plugs that scramble their face detection software.

iPhone batteries don’t blow up like pixels.

What if the ball was talking shit?

No one really cares about their music, but Scumdogs of the Universe is their best album. It’s all about the stage show.